head in the clouds

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  1. December 22nd, 2022

    asharomi:

    thedogeveryonehates:

    insomniac-arrest:

    why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one ofĀ ā€˜em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

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    kind of a milf. reblog

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    (via thehighpriestessofcuddles)

  2. November 30th, 2022

    funnytwittertweets:

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  3. September 8th, 2022

    cipheramnesia:

    yesdogsnomasters:

    calellon:

    ghoti-and-us:

    Julie Bell - Wet - 1996

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    Hieronymus Bosch, The Garden of Earthly Delights, ca. 1503-1505 (detail)

    There are many benefits to being a marine biologist

    Help, I’m trying to finish my degree in marine biology, but I’m dummy thicc and the crack of my ass cheeks keeps ensnaring the eels.

    (via darkpathos)

  4. September 8th, 2022

    eroticcannibal:

    sniddies-snake-tiddies:

    lagtim3:

    cats-and-cacti:

    i am LOVING the Twilight Renaissance 

    @fandomlife-confessions 

    Fact! Uteruses come prepackaged with half a lifetime’s supply of eggs. Balls produce sperm on-demand. This means there would have been about a two-month period where Jacob found himself inexplicably VERY gay for Edward.

    wait I thought Stephanie Meyers made it canon that Edward can’t produce new sperm and the warm water of the ocean warmed up his sac enough for him to impregnate Bella.

    So in all Jacob should’ve been gay for Edward all along

    The warm water of the ocean did what now

    (via approach)

  5. September 8th, 2022
  6. September 8th, 2022

    beyoncescock:

    i imagine that’d be me swimming in cereal 

    (via allteeensrelate)

  7. September 8th, 2022
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  10. June 30th, 2022

    gayreinhardt:

    casual intimacy kills me every time. grand gestures are cute and all but seeing two people who are just totally comfortable with having each other in their space, who dont think twice about leaning into each other and thoughtlessly holding each other while doing unrelated things….. thats love

    (via thehighpriestessofcuddles)

  11. June 11th, 2022
  12. June 9th, 2022

    micro-usb-deactivated20230625:

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  13. June 5th, 2022

    lizardsister:

    srhe203:

    Except you don’t need to stick your faces together/use tongue for a kiss to be ā€œgoodā€.

    These are two middle-aged men who probably haven’t had any experience kissing someone they love, so they’re obviously gonna be a bit out of practice.

    I know that it was passionate and sweet, and they deserve that.

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    is this post real. can other people see this. this feels like a fever dream made reality

    (via thehighpriestessofcuddles)

  14. June 5th, 2022

    asimovsideburns:

    woormfoood-deactivated20220614:

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    another perfect ad on this perfect website

    The ad: DON’T APPROVE THIS AD! DON’T DO IT! DON’T FUCKING DO IT!!!

    The guy in charge of approving ads:

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    (via thehighpriestessofcuddles)

  15. June 4th, 2022

    unawakening-float07:

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    (via tittytittygangbang)